Beware the troll

Kenneth, if you are reading this, you are not allowed to troll my blog. If you do, I shall take your chest hair and dread it to your arm hair and you will be as vulnerable as can be.

That said, two friends from work and I have been joking about starting a podcast...it would probably only be funny to the three of us but I still think it would be amazing. A genius comedy trio.

This post was completely useless but I couldn't think of anything else to write...meh.

Still without cause for blogging but am doing it anyway

Some people where I work were talking about costumes for Hallowe'en and how funny it would be if some employees dressed as other employees. Someone might be "me", and I think that's the coolest and funniest thing. Unfortunately I'm in too deep with my costume. It will either end up epic ftw or epic fail. We shall see...

I'm currently reading a book on the War of the Roses by Alison Weir. It's almost like a history text but it "humanizes" those involved. I couldn't for the life of me give you a precise date but I can name most dukedoms by the surnames of the dukes themselves. I like to geek it out on my free time I guess. I always wanted to study Medieval history, thinking that it would take me to ruins all over England, Wales, France etc. Realistically though, I'd be looking at a clerical job in the basement sorting documents. HEY guess what I do? I have a clerical job but it's not in the basement. Maybe I should have gotten that degree...oh wait, it was in Theatre (playwriting). I don't regret ignoring my parents' suggestion to take something more practical and minor in theatre. I did something I loved and learned some skills so that if / when I ever do get back into writing, I'd know where to start.

So...where do I start?

My most dangerous past-time

Yes, thinking. I had a blog that I pretty much just deleted. Looking at it later I realized that I don't want a "Dear Diary" blog. I always go back and read what I wrote and look at myself and realize that I'm an asinine obnoxious person. I'm okay with that if you are, but I don't like to make it terribly public.

But I would like to blog about something! I'm not sure what...I don't want to bore anyone with what I had for lunch and omgzzz some chick wore a fanny pack today nonsense.

Does anyone want to read a blog about a girl who originally didn't plan to have kids but had twins? Too lame? Too TLC channel?