Must you?

I tried writing this post a long time ago and kept it up for a few days but then felt bad in case the people I was talking about read this. I really don't like making other people feel bad. I do on occasion have moments of conscience and stop myself...

Until I recently added yet another narcissist to my friends list. I've officially had enough. Do I un-friend them? Disable my own account? No, I'll barf at their pictures and then blog about it apparently.

I get it, you lose a bunch of weight and obtain (and in some cases, regain) your hottie status. Fine. Take a few pics and we'll marvel at how awesome you look. But holy fucking fuck, we don't need to see a whole album dedicated to your beauty.

This is my standard face. I usually have this face or a goofier version:

I try to leave it at that but I have this stupid webcam built into my laptop. It irritates me. It stares me in the eye constantly. I then make goof shots.
Like this.

God I hate that stupid duck face and sideways peace sign!!!!!

Or this:

THESE people just have to do this:



Yes, please just post the same picture over and over again with different poses. Hell, change your shirt, I don't care. I really want to see that same mug in every flipping picture. Man I hate facebook. I'm just going to hide everyone.

Honestly...if you lost a few pounds or got a new hairdo or had your makeup professionally done, post a pic, I want to see. But I don't want to see your pubic region, your model photos, your standard 'fuck me' face, a thousand photos of you by the xmas tree with the same facial expression, the only thing different are the people placed behind you or placement of gifts.

There. I made you look at me all through this post. omgzzz  Excuse my beauty.