I'm sitting here, bored out of my skull and watching Jersey Shore...I am desperately hoping that in ten years a tell-all confession book will come out written by the cast, stating that they were acting the whole time. I weep for the world if they really are that stupid. But you can't write stuff like "We're totally having guido babies. I'm gonna get a c-section so it doesn't f*ck up my vagina"
I know exactly where "The Situation" is going to end up. He's going to keep on keepin' on like a crossbreed of Fonzie mixed in with Larry from "Three's Company." Then he's going to hit rock bottom, almost die, disappear for a few years, then write an exposée on the show. Lawsuits may ensue. I honestly don't know why I watch this shit.
Time to enjoy xmas...I believe this is the fifth day of Christmas, so I have another 3 hours until someone gives me five golden rings....to the pawn shop I go.
I know exactly where "The Situation" is going to end up. He's going to keep on keepin' on like a crossbreed of Fonzie mixed in with Larry from "Three's Company." Then he's going to hit rock bottom, almost die, disappear for a few years, then write an exposée on the show. Lawsuits may ensue. I honestly don't know why I watch this shit.
Time to enjoy xmas...I believe this is the fifth day of Christmas, so I have another 3 hours until someone gives me five golden rings....to the pawn shop I go.
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NO clue why the last bit is highlit. Weird.
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